Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Just to keep this blog "alive"

Now for knock knock jokes... (LOL)


Knock Knock
Who's there !
N-8 !
N-8 who ?
N-8 tendencies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nach !
Nach who ?
Nach me for a loop !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nadia !
Nadia who ?
Nadia head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nadya !
Nadya who ?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nan !
Nan who ?
Nanswer me or I'll go away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nana !
Nana who ?
Nana, Hey, Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nana !
Nana who ?
Nana you business !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nancy !
Nancy who ?
Nancy a biscuit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nanny !
Nanny who ?
Nanny one at home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nanny !
Nanny who ?
Nanny people are waiting to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nantucket !
Nantucket who ?
Nantucket, but she'll have to give it back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nate !
Nate who ?
Nate-ives are restless !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nate !
Nate who ?
Nature boy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
NE !
NE who ?
NE body you like so long as you let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Neal !
Neal who ?
Neal and pray !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nebraska !
Nebraska who ?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ned !
Ned who ?
Ned and neck !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Neil !
Neil who ?
Neil down before the king !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nell !
Nell who ?
Nell is hot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nero !
Nero who ?
Nero far !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nestle !
Nestle who ?
Nestle into the soft chair !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nettie !
Nettie who ?
Nettie as a fruitcake !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nevada !
Nevada who ?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed !

Knock knock
Who's there !
Newt !
Newt who ?
Newton's law !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nicholas !
Nicholas who ?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nick !
Nick who ?
Nick R Elastic!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nick !
Nick who ?
Nickle and dime you to death !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nicky !
Nicky who ?
Nicky nacks !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nilsson !
Nilsson who ?
Nilsson ratings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nine !
Nine who ?
Nine danke !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ninja !
Ninja who ?
Ninja with me every day !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah good place to eat ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah yes - which is it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah Body knows the trouble I've seen !

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