Any Zombies left?

Wow, It's been years! Not sure if any souls will ever read what I'm writing now. Anyway, if there are any zombies roaming around, just want to say, I miss you guys!

Saturday,31st December 2010???

I was just flipping through yesterday's(31st Dec 2010) Straits Times, when I realised that the Part C(Life!) Section had the day written wrongly. Instead of Friday, it was printed as Saturday!

Here are some pictures and video:

And something's even funnier, on the cover page it writes 'Saturday', but look inside... it writes Friday!

Merry Christmas!

Hohoho...Merry Christmas everyone!
25 Dec, yeah that's right. Hope all of you will receive wonderful presents. I asked my friend, Santa, to go around distributing presents to all of you but too bad, no one hang up their socks outside the house. Hehehe.
Once again, HoHoHo Merry Christmas!

Christmas Jokes!

This time, all are jokes, no knock knock ones...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
?Horn?-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a ?rain?-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
?Rude?-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
?Elk?-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the ?deer?-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was ?elf?-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low ?elf?esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

Sayonara

Thanks Pauline for the post. Finally, I guess it's the right time to officially inform you guys that I will be leaving WRPS as a teacher. My last day would be 31 Dec.

The reason why I didn't tell earlier was because I've not informed the school until recently so I didn't want any speculation. Many of you have asked me why I wanted to leave. I guess I just wanted a break from teaching. I might be back to teach sports in a Secondary school in future or as a gym instructor or even set up my own business...only time will tell.

Believe it or not, the best memories from teaching was in fact the 2 years I was with 3/4 Violet and Tulip. Those 2 years ranked among the best in my teaching career. I've gotten to know some of you well through Facebook. I also enjoyed Msn-ing and emailing with some of you occasionally. Those who are closer to me will even have my hp number.

Some of you may not know even though I was no longer teaching you this year, I've always checked with some of your subject teachers how you guys were coping with P5 work. And I'm really glad some of you have made significant improvements. Even though some are struggling, I'm confident you could catch up eventually.

I remembered how I felt last Nov/Dec where I had to say goodbye to you guys. But this time, it's different. The sorrowful feeling is much more intense. No more saying 'hello' or 'hi' to you in school. No more 'silly' jokes or playing catch during recess. I'll miss those moments where some of you confided in me whether school or personal problems.

But hey, we can always keep in contact right?
I promise I'll be back to WRPS next year during the release of PSLE results to witness the Top 10 coming from Violet and Tulip!

I'll miss all of you.

For some of you, if I've ever done anything that's hurtful to you, allow me to aplogise. I'm sorry.

Btw, do keep this blog alive. If you(anyone from Violet and Tulip)need access to post anything on this blog, do drop me an email.

North Korea might bomb South Korea if provoked for the second time

After bombing Yeonpyeong Island, N. Korea announced that they might bomb S. Korea for the 2nd (or even 3rd) time if they get provocated. This was said before the military exercise between S. Korea and America which was held from 28th Nov to 1st Dec. After the exercise, N. Korea said that they might bomb S. Korea again (but they didn't during the exercise) before the end of the year while U.S.A. had another military exercise with Japan shortly after the previous one to show the good relationship between the 2 countries. S. Korea had increased the security at Yeonpyeong Island ever since the bombing.

Some translations provided by Google Translate.

IMPORTANT!!!(well it depends..)

Ok...those who went to the gathering, you know that Mr Tan told you guys/gals to check the blog on the 3rd of December...which is today...for the very important announcement...well here it is:

Mr Tan is re-signing (a.k.a...not gonna be in our school anymore...)...and he is most likely going to take gym personal trainer as his new job....

so....pass this message to the ex-3/4 Violet and Tulip pupils you know... =^_^=

and....Thank You Mr Tan!!