Merry Christmas!

Hohoho...Merry Christmas everyone!
25 Dec, yeah that's right. Hope all of you will receive wonderful presents. I asked my friend, Santa, to go around distributing presents to all of you but too bad, no one hang up their socks outside the house. Hehehe.
Once again, HoHoHo Merry Christmas!

Christmas Jokes!

This time, all are jokes, no knock knock ones...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
?Horn?-aments!
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a ?rain?-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
?Rude?-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
?Elk?-a-seltzer!
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the ?deer?-bell!
What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope!
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was ?elf?-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low ?elf?esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

Sayonara

Thanks Pauline for the post. Finally, I guess it's the right time to officially inform you guys that I will be leaving WRPS as a teacher. My last day would be 31 Dec.

The reason why I didn't tell earlier was because I've not informed the school until recently so I didn't want any speculation. Many of you have asked me why I wanted to leave. I guess I just wanted a break from teaching. I might be back to teach sports in a Secondary school in future or as a gym instructor or even set up my own business...only time will tell.

Believe it or not, the best memories from teaching was in fact the 2 years I was with 3/4 Violet and Tulip. Those 2 years ranked among the best in my teaching career. I've gotten to know some of you well through Facebook. I also enjoyed Msn-ing and emailing with some of you occasionally. Those who are closer to me will even have my hp number.

Some of you may not know even though I was no longer teaching you this year, I've always checked with some of your subject teachers how you guys were coping with P5 work. And I'm really glad some of you have made significant improvements. Even though some are struggling, I'm confident you could catch up eventually.

I remembered how I felt last Nov/Dec where I had to say goodbye to you guys. But this time, it's different. The sorrowful feeling is much more intense. No more saying 'hello' or 'hi' to you in school. No more 'silly' jokes or playing catch during recess. I'll miss those moments where some of you confided in me whether school or personal problems.

But hey, we can always keep in contact right?
I promise I'll be back to WRPS next year during the release of PSLE results to witness the Top 10 coming from Violet and Tulip!

I'll miss all of you.

For some of you, if I've ever done anything that's hurtful to you, allow me to aplogise. I'm sorry.

Btw, do keep this blog alive. If you(anyone from Violet and Tulip)need access to post anything on this blog, do drop me an email.

North Korea might bomb South Korea if provoked for the second time

After bombing Yeonpyeong Island, N. Korea announced that they might bomb S. Korea for the 2nd (or even 3rd) time if they get provocated. This was said before the military exercise between S. Korea and America which was held from 28th Nov to 1st Dec. After the exercise, N. Korea said that they might bomb S. Korea again (but they didn't during the exercise) before the end of the year while U.S.A. had another military exercise with Japan shortly after the previous one to show the good relationship between the 2 countries. S. Korea had increased the security at Yeonpyeong Island ever since the bombing.

Some translations provided by Google Translate.

IMPORTANT!!!(well it depends..)

Ok...those who went to the gathering, you know that Mr Tan told you guys/gals to check the blog on the 3rd of December...which is today...for the very important announcement...well here it is:

Mr Tan is re-signing (a.k.a...not gonna be in our school anymore...)...and he is most likely going to take gym personal trainer as his new job....

so....pass this message to the ex-3/4 Violet and Tulip pupils you know... =^_^=

and....Thank You Mr Tan!!

CPR

Hey, I'm trying to save this dying blog! Haven't logged in like 'years' hehe. Too busy with school i guess. Now that it's the holidays, I guess we should do something to it. Any suggestions? Not everyone has Facebook so this will be our common mode of communication from now on.

'Everyone' - Youth Olympic Games(YOG) Theme Song

Click here for lyrics.
Click here for a better view of the MV.
Available in HD.

Stand Up for Singapore (NDP 2010 Remix)

For a better view of the song, please click here.

NDP 2010

Kind of like this year's theme song.

Just to keep this blog "alive"

Now for knock knock jokes... (LOL)


Knock Knock
Who's there !
N-8 !
N-8 who ?
N-8 tendencies !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nach !
Nach who ?
Nach me for a loop !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nadia !
Nadia who ?
Nadia head !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nadya !
Nadya who ?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nan !
Nan who ?
Nanswer me or I'll go away !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nana !
Nana who ?
Nana, Hey, Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nana !
Nana who ?
Nana you business !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nancy !
Nancy who ?
Nancy a biscuit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nanny !
Nanny who ?
Nanny one at home !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nanny !
Nanny who ?
Nanny people are waiting to come in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nantucket !
Nantucket who ?
Nantucket, but she'll have to give it back !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nate !
Nate who ?
Nate-ives are restless !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nate !
Nate who ?
Nature boy !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
NE !
NE who ?
NE body you like so long as you let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Neal !
Neal who ?
Neal and pray !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nebraska !
Nebraska who ?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ned !
Ned who ?
Ned and neck !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Neil !
Neil who ?
Neil down before the king !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nell !
Nell who ?
Nell is hot !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nero !
Nero who ?
Nero far !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nestle !
Nestle who ?
Nestle into the soft chair !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nettie !
Nettie who ?
Nettie as a fruitcake !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nevada !
Nevada who ?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed !

Knock knock
Who's there !
Newt !
Newt who ?
Newton's law !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nicholas !
Nicholas who ?
Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nick !
Nick who ?
Nick R Elastic!

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nick !
Nick who ?
Nickle and dime you to death !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nicky !
Nicky who ?
Nicky nacks !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nilsson !
Nilsson who ?
Nilsson ratings !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nine !
Nine who ?
Nine danke !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ninja !
Ninja who ?
Ninja with me every day !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah good place to eat ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah yes - which is it ?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Noah !
Noah who ?
Noah Body knows the trouble I've seen !

Happy Holidays!

Just to make this blog not so 'dead',but wish everyone Happy Holidays!

..

why so little posts? well, to get us started, Hope all of you did well! and also happy early holidays! and btw, make sure for the next two days (till this friday) you get fat, otherwwise the injection will hurt! too bad the fats i have go to my stomach not my arms! D: :C bb! BTW, this is for MR tan, can change the blog font?

Good luck

Just wanna wish everyone good luck on their exams.

This is a song recommended by my friend. Have fun!

...jokes...+bonus riddle

man:"lord what is a thousand years to you?"
lord:"a second..."
man:"what is a thousand dollars to you?"
lord:"a penny"
man:"lord can i have a penny?"
lord:"sure,wait a second"

...joke2...

one day stupid sam(who was very stupid) walked into a barber shop with headphones on.But he told the barber that he could not take of his headphones or he would die.
so the barber started to cut his hair but the headphones keep getting in the way.so he ripped it of and therew in on the ground.but stupid sam collapsed and died.the barber put on the headphones and heared a voice saying "breath in,breathe out"

BONUS!!!!.....riddle....

a man went scuba diving and saw a man in the water...he came back 30 minutes later and he was still on the same spot....why?

Noob

I am a noob,
a very noob !

This Is Real!

Having A Bad Day Coz' ******* Hate Me Liao-.- (that seven words cannot tell!!!!)

Hi ,
This is Ashley Chan, The noob,
Call me the noob instead of Ashley Chan !

Sorry,my mistake...:p

Thanks Wei Jian,for spotting the mistake. The 'he' should be 'she'.

A father was driving his car.His son was in the car too.The father crashed into a tree.He was killed instantly and his son was sent to the hospital.The son had to be operated to stay out of danger.But when the doctor saw the boy,he said,"I can't operated on him.He's my son."

Add on to are you interested

There is no need for any more people to join I have gotten enough people. So never mind.

Are you interested?

This is only for those who are still in Violet this year. I have been told by my CCA teacher to get more pupils for the Elementz. Elementz is a science competition for the schools in the north zone. If you are interested, please approach me or Joey in school. We need 8 to 10 more pupils. Please spred this to our classmates.

P.S. If you are not in Science Club you also can participate.

(If you need more imformation, I will post again by Friday, 5 February 10)

This is real, no joking okay!

Common Sense Test and Riddle

A father was driving his car.His son was in the car too.The father crashed into a tree.He was killed instantly and his son was sent to the hospital.The son had to be operated to stay out of danger.But when the doctor saw the boy,he said,"I can't operated on him.He's my son."

Q:How is it possible that the doctor is the boy's parent when the father was killed instantly?

Please write your answers in comments if possible.Only write your answers on CBOX if you do not have an account or do not want other people to know you posted the answer.If you get it correct,I'll give credit for you.

No answers will be concerned after 23 January 2010 10:30 a.m.

Clue: One of the answers in the comments section is correct!(Alicat,Shane,my name is not important)

*Request:Please post something!

Update on January 26th,2010

Shane got it correct! The correct answer is:The doctor(a female doctor) was the mother of the boy!

These are images of me FARUQ remember
Anyway happy new year

Without You!

Without You (lyrics)

No I can't forget this evening
or your face as you were leaving
But I guess that's just the way
The story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

No I can't forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrow
When I had you there
But then I let you go
And now it's only fair
That I should let you know
What you should know

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore
I can't live
If living is without you
I can't give
I can't give anymore