Riddle of The Day

There is a kind of gas,
It can help to kill the dengue mosquito
When it inhale it , it will die
What is it ?

Clue : Its from our body ( the gas )

Kid gets owned by dad

Hey guess what. A kid's father made a video. More information, watch the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6m9KwipWo

Answer to Riddle-LR000 001

Half a worm!(Because you have eaten the other half!)

L Riddles-LR000 001

Q:What is worst than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?

If you have The Butterfly Riddles Book 1,please do NOT comment the answer.

Adapted from The Butterfly Riddles Book 1

Funny Goal Celebrations

This video is very funny. Try watching it;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7-H9o0tN0

Joke of the Day

A boy named John,was told to learn what does A,B,C and D stand for.He went home and saw his mother on the phone and asked,"Mummy,what does "A" stand for?".His mother replied,"Shut up!I'm on the line!".He thanked his mother and went to his brother.His brother was watching Batman on TV in the living room.John asked his brother,"Brother,what does "B" stand for?".His brother replied,"BATMAN!".John thanked his brother and went to his father.His father was watching soccer on TV in the bedroom.John asked his father,"Daddy,what does "C" stand for?".His father replied,"Goal!!!".John thanked his father and went to his sister.His sister was eating a brand new box of cereal.He asked his sister,"Sister,what does "D" stand for?".His siter replied,"Mmm,give me more,".John thanked his sister and went to bed.The next day,John's teacher asked him what does "A" stand for.He said,"Shut up!I'm on the line!".His teacher said,"Who do you think you are?".John said,"BATMAN!".His teacher said,"You are going straight to the principle's office,".John said,"Goal!!!".At the principle's office,when the principle caned John,John said,"Mmm,give me more,".John meant more caning!

Music To My Ears

Check out this music video.Its Crush by David Archuleta.Its extremely good.I memorized the whole song already.You can hear me sing it one day.You can even ask me to sing it for you at school.Maybe I will and maybe I won't.See if it will be your lucky day.Its my favourite song and Pauline's favourite too.

Riddle of the day

What belongs to you but your friend uses it more than you?

Better than the song Apologized (muttons at midnight)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sir6znS_myc

Riddle of the day

There were ten cats in a boat.
1 cat jumped into the water.
How many cats were left?

A riddle

What is better than the best,

more evil than the devil,

the poor has it,

the rich needs it,

if you eat it, you will eventually die!!!

What is it?

Songs

Apologize - Timbaland ft. OneRepublic < apologise ( which most of the class pupils like)

I Walk Alone-Batista - Saliva < I Walk Alone ( which i like )

Cascada-What Hurts The Most - Cascada < ( i like :D )

L Jokes-LJ000 001

One day,Nathan and Benny were having a drink...
Benny:A Mosquito flew into my 100-PLUS!
Nathan:Ha!Bad luck for you.
Benny:Not bad luck,Nate,the mosquito commited suiside!
Nathan:Duh...

Diffrence between two Carlsberg ad

This is the spanish...

And the English one.Still remember it?You may have seen this ad in movies at this time.

Ok,I just want you to see two different Carlsberg ad.

Wrestling match

Edge vs Batista wrestling match Enjoy !

Class Photos

Joke of the day

A brunette, a red head and a blonde were stranded on an island. They were 20 miles away from shore. The red head decided to swim back. She swam 5 miles and, she continued and got tired at 10 miles, she drowned. The brunette was stronger. She swam 5 miles,10 miles then finally got tired at 15 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 5 miles, 10 miles, 15 miles and then 19 miles. She got tired and swam back again.

joke of the day

One day, two teachers were having a meal together....
first teacher: I have a girl in my class who can spell her name forward and backwards.
second teacher: How old is she?
first teacher: Five!
second teacher: Impressive! What's her name?
first teacher: Anna!!

Joke for the day

There are two men. Their names are Raj and Bala. They when to talk in a coffee shop.
Bala: Hi Raj! Can I give you a riddle?
Raj: Of course! Why not.
Bala: There are three students. Their names are Mo, Me & Mu. Mo and Mu & Mo go to the boys' toilet. Who goes to the girls' toilet?
Raj: Of course, Me!
Bala: Hahaha! You go to the girls' toilet! : )
Raj: Oh! I had forgotten that you made this riddle since I accidentally went to the girls' toilet yesterday.
Bala: That is true!
(Then Raj straight away go to his house and cry for the whole day!)

Joke of the day

There was a boy name John,his teacher Miss Kao ask him to find out the meaning of A,B,C and D.
After school he asked his mother who is on the phone,"Mommy,what does A mean?"
"Shut up I am on the phone!"she replied."Okay,thank you!"he said.
He asked his brother Joseph who was watching Batman,"What does B mean?"
"Batman!"his brother said."Thank you!"he said kindly.
He asked his father who is watching soccer,"What does C mean?"he asked."Goal!!"his father screamed.Lastly he went to his sister Juliet who was eating cereal."What does D mean?"he asked.
"Give me more!"she said."Thanks!"he said.
He went to school and Miss Kao asked him,"What does A mean?"."Shut up I am on the phone!"he said."Who do you think you are?!"she asked."Batman!"he said."You are going to the principle's office!"she said."Goal!!"John said."You will be getting alot of homework!"the principle said."Give me more!"he said.

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Joke of the day

There was a father with 3 daughters. They were beautiful, but they had short tongues which made everything they said sound funny. Their father arranged a date for them and told them to keep quiet so that the man won't run away. The man was curious because if their so beautiful, they should already have dates. At that moment he saw a chicken running across the road and said "Look, a duck!" The first daughter said "you stupid is it? That is a chicken!" Then the second daughter said " Daddy ask us not to talk!" The last daughter said "Luckily I never talk..." The man ran as fast as he could.

joke of the day

There are three brothers,Manners,Trouble and Shut Up.
The three brothers went to a shopping mall,as they were walking Trouble went missing.
Manners went to the toilet to look for him while Shut Up goes to the police station.
"Whats your name?"the police man asked.
"Shut Up"he responded.
"Where are your Manners?!"the police man asked.
"In the toilet"he said.
"Are you looking for trouble?"he asked angrily.
"Yes!"he responded.

funniest video

< Look at that video !

"I met a pirate lion!"

I just read 'My Paper' my mother gave me. The headlines(in chinese on 'My Paper'):'I met a pirate lion!' How can you find lions prowling? Actually,the lions are then dance lions. Know how they did it? They wrote that they went to coffee shops and asked them if they want a lion dance. When a 'yes' is said,whatever person have to give an ang-bao to them WITHOUT knowing. Then,after 2-5 shakes of the lion head,take the ang-bao,go away. Housing one is even worse. By Mr Lim:1st day of lunar new year,when someone knocked the door,a group of lion dancers(if they were)came to his house. There was even a 'God of Fortune'! The dancers asked if he wanted a performance. And he replied 'yes'. The God of Fortune even had a lucky number which should be fake. After the seconds performance,they asked for money. But Mr Lim refused to give them and he closed door. Then when he open the door again,a lion head was hanging there! Isn't it terrible? Comment about this post's subject or how would you feel if you was the victim.

Hobbies

What is your favourite hobby?
Some people like collecting stamps ..
I wonder why they collect them for ..
By the way ..
My hobby is .
PlayingPSP of WWE/Watching World Wrestling Entertainment(WWE)
And my favourite character is Batista

How often do you play computer?

How often do you play computer? This is the question that I would like to ask all of you. If you have been playing more than three hours straight, you better need to stop that habit. Hmm... if you have any questions or the answer of this question, please do so at the Comments section. It's time for me to go now. Bye!

solving a rubiks cube with your nose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB8XedMowDU

"I waited more than 15 mins for an awful- tasting burger"

STOMPer Calvin is disappointed with the quality of food and service at the MOS Burger outlet in IMM.

He waited more than 15 minutes for his burger, which was not fresh and tasted awful. A frustrated Calvin recounts his unpleasant dining experience: "I went to the IMM, MOS Burger outlet for dinner with my friend. I have always had high regards for MOS Burger, as I had considered it to be a healthier choice among all the fast food restaurants. "It was crowded when we went. We placed our orders- one chicken burger set and a kakiage rice burger set. "We were utterly disappointed with the service rendered. It took more than 15 minutes for the food to be served. What made it worse was the quality of the burger served to us. "The cabbage used in their preparation was not fresh and the burger tasted awful. We were halfway through our meals and were too frustrated to lodge a complaint.

"Now, I seriously doubt their claim of selling standard food, quality control is needed!"

US President's brother arrested for eating drugs

Barack Obama's younger half-brother George has caused embarassement for the US President after being arrested for possession of drugs in Kenya.
what do you think of having drugs and embrassess your family?

challenging question

1. 1 What is the next line?
2. 11
3. 21
4. 1211
5. 111221
6. 312211
7. ????????

Growing up

I was wondering what do you all think about growing up. I mean if given a choice, do you rather be an adult or stay as a kid? What are the advantages or disadvantages of being an adult or a kid to you?

Joke of the day

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.

Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says,"Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind."

The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"

Dan says, "I'd be half blind."

The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

"I'd be completely blind.""Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."