Diary of a Wimpy Kid

I recently read this book called

"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and find certain parts of it rather interesting.

"I can't use a title as a blog!"

OK,this isn't news.Isn't!OK,here we go.Some of you create blog,then 'abandoned' it.So,next time,when you create a blog,make sure you REALLY want to create it!

For 4 Violets:Accidentally deleted your blog?Want to restore it?No problem!Under your blogs,there will be a 'Displaying * of * blog-Show All".Press show all,and press 'Undelete blog!

For Mr Tan:Can you don't take away this blog after sch?

2 Days of Nightmare

Hi boy & girls,

I know all of you must have missed me for the past 2 days...haha. I wish I could be in school too. The problem is, I was down with serious flu and sorethroat. So in order to keep the germs off, I have to ground myself. I'll be back on Monday, so remember to wear your PE attire on Monday and change back to uniform after that.

Father locks up his own daughter in a cellar

Austrian police have arrested a 73-year-old man accused of locking his daughter in his cellar for 24 years and fathering seven children with her and I think the mother knew to but kept quiet about it. What would you have do if you were the mother?

Answer to Riddle!

Q:What kind of loan sharks are eligible by law?

A:Banks!

Megan got the first correct answer!

Superpowers

Here's a question which you will need to email the answer to ashchan99@yahoo.com.sg ( Ermm, old email )

1)What kind of superpower do you want to ? ( I will choose invincibility )
2) Why? ( so that i can do something lar )
3) If you have superpower, what will you be? Villains or Unvillain? (Morning Unvillain,night villain)
4) Why?
5) Will you sacrifice your loves ones for your superpower? ( Maybe...... NO )
6) Why?
7) What is the first thing you will do if you have got superpower? ( Nothing )
8) Why?
9) Will you save earth if earth needs your help? ( Yes!! Duh... Need to say?? )
10) Why?

Math Riddle ( not for lincoln and joseph and mr tan )

As i was going to Sembawang, i met a old man with 7 wives, each wife has 7 sacks, each sack has 7 cats, each cats has 7 kittens. how many were going to Sembawang?

Let's celebrate Earth Day

Let us celebrate Earth Day by switching off the lights of your houses. More than 50,000 people of the will celebrates Earth Day last year. Watch this video of Earth Day.
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-sg&vid=1ece9259-c8d3-43d6-8563-f4cf83b35414

Violet Alarm!

Some people found out that coca-cola the famous soft drink can actually bring us to death?About a week ago they viewed at the strait times that the can contains some deadly germs like maybe salmonella I'm not so sure.And some people don't use straws but their mouths to drink from the cans.Which do you prefer to use?Straws or your mouth?

North East Line MRT spoilt-900 passengers trapped for 1 h 30 mins

The North-East Line Mrt train was having some problems!Last Saturday,a train suddenly stopped from 9-10.30 a.m.!The train was going to Harbourfront.The trains that were behind that MRT train who spoilt can't move!Only the trains in front could move.How would you feel if you were a victim?

Riddle for guessing

Q:Which kind of loan sharks are eligible by Law?

Don't comment something like "Lawrence" or "Lawriel"!Comment the answers!

The Continue of The Joke of the Day!

(Teacher went to complain to MOE.)
Teacher: I want to teach to another school!
MOE officer: Sure. But... you need to wait... for...
Teacher: What is it!
MOE officer: Two years!
Teacher: Ok. Fine.
(2 Years later...)
Teacher: I'm free from the guy! Woohoo!
(Out of a sudden...)
Mother: Um... are you my son's teacher?
Teacher: No! I'm Teacher Fraiu de Pogulise.
Mother: No way! My son 's name is Fraiu de Pogulise,
Teaher: Um... no. That's my name not his name.
(The students carried Teacher and Fraiu de Pogulise and...)
Students: Fraiu de Pogulise!
(The Teacher flag a white flag and...)
Japanese soldiers: Whhatt... wee arre olldd. Wee ddonn'tt neeedd yyoour lanndd annymmorree.
Teacher: What? Oh god!
(The British soldiers came and said...)
British soldiers: Ten, ten,ten, ten. Ten, ten, ten, ten.
Teacher: ...

Music to my ears

This is a song which is one of my favourites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR0dgfvd3HI
Its called two worlds collide.check my blogger account and see the song is in
the rows of my favourite music!
I tell you its a nice song its by Demi Lovato

The Continue of Joke of the day and a riddle!

Teacher: Principal, can you change the school motto?
Principal: Anytime! But what is motto?
Teacher: Students must follow the teacher's rule!
Principal: Okay!
(After changing the school motto...)
Teacher: Oh... relief.
Mother: Sure. The students in the class are still cheering for him.
Teacher: Huh?
(When the teacher open the door...)
Students: Teacher's rule!
Teacher: Huh?
Mother: Of course! I followed the school motto!
Teacher: So you changed his name into...
Mother: Teacher's rule!
Teacher: This will never end!
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Try to figure out this question:

If you kick a ball,
When someone didn't catches it,
What would you say?

1 week from now!

Riddle of the day

Why did the nurse tiptoe across the floor to the medicine cabinet?

Joke of the day

Teacher: Oh... you must change your child's name.
Mother: Why?
Teacher: Even though he failed his test, many people still cheer for him.
Mother: May I see your class?
(The teacher opened the door and...)
Students: Genius!!!!
Mother: Hahaha! Of course!
Teacher: Now change his name!
Mother: Of course not!
Teacher: Why?
Mother: I followed the school motto,''We love genius!''
Teacher: ...