This is a song recommended by my friend. Have fun!
Friday, March 19, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
...jokes...+bonus riddle
man:"lord what is a thousand years to you?"
lord:"a second..."
man:"what is a thousand dollars to you?"
lord:"a penny"
man:"lord can i have a penny?"
lord:"sure,wait a second"
...joke2...
one day stupid sam(who was very stupid) walked into a barber shop with headphones on.But he told the barber that he could not take of his headphones or he would die.
so the barber started to cut his hair but the headphones keep getting in the way.so he ripped it of and therew in on the ground.but stupid sam collapsed and died.the barber put on the headphones and heared a voice saying "breath in,breathe out"
BONUS!!!!.....riddle....
a man went scuba diving and saw a man in the water...he came back 30 minutes later and he was still on the same spot....why?
lord:"a second..."
man:"what is a thousand dollars to you?"
lord:"a penny"
man:"lord can i have a penny?"
lord:"sure,wait a second"
...joke2...
one day stupid sam(who was very stupid) walked into a barber shop with headphones on.But he told the barber that he could not take of his headphones or he would die.
so the barber started to cut his hair but the headphones keep getting in the way.so he ripped it of and therew in on the ground.but stupid sam collapsed and died.the barber put on the headphones and heared a voice saying "breath in,breathe out"
BONUS!!!!.....riddle....
a man went scuba diving and saw a man in the water...he came back 30 minutes later and he was still on the same spot....why?
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