man:"lord what is a thousand years to you?"
lord:"a second..."
man:"what is a thousand dollars to you?"
lord:"a penny"
man:"lord can i have a penny?"
lord:"sure,wait a second"
...joke2...
one day stupid sam(who was very stupid) walked into a barber shop with headphones on.But he told the barber that he could not take of his headphones or he would die.
so the barber started to cut his hair but the headphones keep getting in the way.so he ripped it of and therew in on the ground.but stupid sam collapsed and died.the barber put on the headphones and heared a voice saying "breath in,breathe out"
BONUS!!!!.....riddle....
a man went scuba diving and saw a man in the water...he came back 30 minutes later and he was still on the same spot....why?
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The man was...dead?
ReplyDeleteno...try again...but it is close to dead...
ReplyDeleteI've got 3 riddles. they go like these.
ReplyDelete1.A poor man sits beside a rich man taking out his wallet with a thousand dollars in it.The poor man challenges the rich man by saying that he can make out a song of anybody.He also says that give any name of a person and he will make a song out of it.The deal is if the poor man wins the thousand dollars owned by the rich man will be his.The rich man asks the poor man to make a song out of his daughter's name, Ginny Benkak Loyde Mehta.At the end of the day the rich man goes home empty pocketed and the poor man with a thousand dollars.What song did the poor man sing?
2.Sherlock was at his home reading the newspapers when suddenly a stone crashes through his window.He looks out of the window and sees Mark Crimson,John Crimson and Benjamin Crimson.The next day a letter comes at the doorstep of his house saying'? Crimson' and he finds the answer to which boy broke his window.Who was the boy?
3.What is the hardest to break?
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