Le Kua Simi?(What (are) you seeing/What you see)

Here's a funny version of 'What do you see?'!It's title is 'Le Kua Simi?'
Note:He is one of NDP's invited blogger(not from Blogger!).



Translation:
Teh Si(Also known as Teh C):Tea with condensed milk and sugar
Le kua Simi-What (are) you seeing/What you see
Lau pok chia-something like an old car,in bad condition(not very sure)
Swee-nice
Chio Rim-Very nice rim
Wa Kua Simi-what I see
Sebei Tua-very big
Chor Kang-working
Keow Kar-Put (up) leg
Chow Tar-face becomes 'barbecued' in this situation
Ah Beng-bad guy

Creater:
Blogger Name:mrbrown(www.mrbrown.com)
YouTube Name:mistabrown(http://www.youtube.com/user/mistabrown)
One of NDP's invited blogger

And I will now only be using CBOX when I posted I would.This time,it's firm.
By the way,did you noticed some of the car pictures,the pictures are mirrored(the driver seat is at the left!This is not USA!)?