Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names A guide for the next generation, just in case they decide to give any of these names!!
This is hilarious....
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before
Pass this around for some laughter*
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It isn't funny.It's disrecpectful for those who have that name!
ReplyDeleteSo...you better delete it.
ReplyDeletehey xuan thanks for sending that to me before you posted this or i would have had a heart attack. btw lawrence, it's okay to put this for a laugh as long as you don't get carried away
ReplyDeleteOK,I admit it's a little funny.But What would you think if you have the name of Leslie Tong?
ReplyDeletewell, thats a little funny yet quite insulting...
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