Monday, February 23, 2009
Joke of the Day
A boy named John,was told to learn what does A,B,C and D stand for.He went home and saw his mother on the phone and asked,"Mummy,what does "A" stand for?".His mother replied,"Shut up!I'm on the line!".He thanked his mother and went to his brother.His brother was watching Batman on TV in the living room.John asked his brother,"Brother,what does "B" stand for?".His brother replied,"BATMAN!".John thanked his brother and went to his father.His father was watching soccer on TV in the bedroom.John asked his father,"Daddy,what does "C" stand for?".His father replied,"Goal!!!".John thanked his father and went to his sister.His sister was eating a brand new box of cereal.He asked his sister,"Sister,what does "D" stand for?".His siter replied,"Mmm,give me more,".John thanked his sister and went to bed.The next day,John's teacher asked him what does "A" stand for.He said,"Shut up!I'm on the line!".His teacher said,"Who do you think you are?".John said,"BATMAN!".His teacher said,"You are going straight to the principle's office,".John said,"Goal!!!".At the principle's office,when the principle caned John,John said,"Mmm,give me more,".John meant more caning!
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nice joke,
ReplyDeletebut i think someone has posted this joke in the blog and its just that it is modified
That's 101% true!
ReplyDeletePauline posted this last time:
ReplyDeleteThere was a boy name John,his teacher Miss Kao ask him to find out the meaning of A,B,C and D.
After school he asked his mother who is on the phone,"Mommy,what does A mean?"
"Shut up I am on the phone!"she replied."Okay,thank you!"he said.
He asked his brother Joseph who was watching Batman,"What does B mean?"
"Batman!"his brother said."Thank you!"he said kindly.
He asked his father who is watching soccer,"What does C mean?"he asked."Goal!!"his father screamed.Lastly he went to his sister Juliet who was eating cereal."What does D mean?"he asked.
"Give me more!"she said."Thanks!"he said.
He went to school and Miss Kao asked him,"What does A mean?"."Shut up I am on the phone!"he said."Who do you think you are?!"she asked."Batman!"he said."You are going to the principle's office!"she said."Goal!!"John said."You will be getting alot of homework!"the principle said."Give me more!"he said.
That's 98% repeated!
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