Reasons For Not Going To School
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me.. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.”
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thats why he must go to school!
ReplyDeleteif the son was FIFTY-TWO years old, doesn't that make the mother an old hag?
ReplyDeleteOh my...
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ReplyDeleteGodness...
ReplyDeleteI heard this before...
ReplyDeletewah haha has............. SO LAME
ReplyDeleteHa Ha (Faruq)
ReplyDeleteSo this is why he has to go to school!Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteWhy do the teachers and students all hate the principal?????
ReplyDeleteheyy, cool dude aka faruq, your pics in the followers there rocks. where you fing it ah in the first place???
ReplyDeletehi,hi,hi
ReplyDeletethink about it 52 YEARS OLD still need a mother to wake him up!!!!
Oh my godness!!!
HAHA
ReplyDeleteThe son so big , still call his mother " mama "
ReplyDeletei strongly agree with ahhPrawnie
ReplyDeleteAnd the mama sure 90+ years old !
ReplyDeleteyeah I agree with Charmaine.
ReplyDeletebut wait the mother should be dead by now right?
and I mean DEAD as in R.I.P.
Pauline, which R.I.P you are talking about?
ReplyDeleteREST IN PEACE or RAISE IF POSSIBLE??❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
can't be RIP the oldest living man is 116 or around there.
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